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God vs Satan
Satan wins!
Round 1
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| What's with the obsession with scissors. | ||
| rock |  vs  | scissors |
| God used rock which trumps scissors! | ||
Round 2
| paper |  vs | paper |
| God and Satan each chose paper. | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| You people keep using paper. | ||
| rock |  vs | rock |
| Everyone continues throwing rock! | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| These people keep selecting scissors! | ||
| paper |  vs  | scissors |
| Round 2 conquered by Satan versus paper. | ||
Round 3
| scissors | vs | paper |
| Satan picked paper but lost to scissors. God is currently in the lead. | ||
Round 4
| rock |  vs  | paper |
| Round 4 lost by God using an useless rock! It's all to play for now that it's all square. | ||
Round 5
| rock | vs | paper |
| Satan coasted through round 5 with paper versus rock. Satan has taken the lead. | ||
Round 6
| rock | vs | scissors |
| Satan flopped with scissors versus rock! | ||
Round 7
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Satan has only gone and won it! Rock takes down scissors. Satan has put themselves in front! | ||
Round 8
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Zzzzzz. Scissors? Boooooring. | ||
| paper | vs | scissors |
| Round 8 belongs to Satan using a great scissors. | ||
3 - 5. That's it. It's all over.
Game ended May 9th 2025 at 20:05 UTC