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Tortoise vs Achilles
Achilles wins!
Round 1
| scissors |  vs  | paper |
| Achilles used paper however failed to beat scissors. | ||
Round 2
| paper | vs | scissors |
| Round 2 went down the drain for Tortoise using an idiotic paper. Achilles equalized the matchup. | ||
Round 3
| scissors |  vs  | rock |
| Tortoise lost with scissors versus rock. Achilles has put themselves in the lead! | ||
Round 4
| paper |  vs | paper |
| Tortoise and Achilles each chose paper. | ||
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Tortoise and Achilles each selected scissors! | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Everybody continues trying scissors. | ||
| rock |  vs | rock |
| You people are always throwing rock. | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| Tortoise and Achilles each chose paper. | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| You people are always picking scissors. | ||
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Scissors destroys rock! No wait! Rock beats scissors! | ||
Round 5
| paper | vs | paper |
| Why? Don't keep picking paper! | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| What is with the obsession with scissors. | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| What is with the obsession with paper! | ||
| rock | vs | scissors |
| Tortoise coasted through round 5 with rock against scissors. | ||
Round 6
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Scissors destroys rock! Is that right? No! Rock defeats scissors! Achilles is pulling away! | ||
Round 7
| paper |  vs  | rock |
| Tortoise won round 7 with paper versus rock! | ||
Round 8
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Seriously? Don't keep using scissors! | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| Why? Don't keep selecting paper. | ||
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Tortoise picked scissors however lost to rock. | ||
Good match. Achilles has won 5 - 3!
Game ended March 26th 2024 at 22:35 UTC