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Tortoise vs Wife
Wife wins!
Round 1
| rock |  vs | rock |
| Tortoise and Wife both picked rock! | ||
| paper |  vs  | rock |
| Wife tried rock but fell flat against paper! Tortoise has put themselves in front. | ||
Round 2
| paper |  vs  | scissors |
| Wife won round 2 with scissors versus paper! | ||
Round 3
| paper |  vs | paper |
| Tortoise and Wife both selected paper. | ||
| scissors |  vs  | rock |
| Wife won with rock and that destroys scissors! Wife is now in the lead! | ||
Round 4
| paper | vs | rock |
| Round 4 went wrong for Wife with an useless rock. | ||
Round 5
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| What's with the obsession with scissors! | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Scissors? scissors. Boooooring! | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| These people are always selecting paper! | ||
| rock | vs | paper |
| Wife has taken round 5! Paper wipes out rock! | ||
Round 6
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Everybody continues using scissors! | ||
| rock | vs | rock |
| Zzzzzz. Rock? Boooooring. | ||
| paper | vs | scissors |
| Wife won with scissors and that is better than paper! | ||
Round 7
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Tortoise missed with scissors vs rock! | ||
GAME OVER! WIFE HAS WON IT!
Game ended May 14th 2022 at 14:27 UTC