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Tortoise vs Achilles
Achilles wins!
Round 1
| paper |  vs | paper |
| What is with all the paper! | ||
| paper |  vs  | scissors |
| Achilles used scissors and that beats paper. It's no longer all square. | ||
Round 2
| paper |  vs  | rock |
| Tortoise has taken round 2! Paper beats rock! | ||
Round 3
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Why? Don't keep throwing scissors. | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| You people are always picking paper! | ||
| paper | vs | scissors |
| Paper beats scissors! Oh? scissors rips apart paper. | ||
Round 4
| rock | vs | paper |
| Round 4 lost by Tortoise with a pointless rock. | ||
1 - 3. That is it. It's finished.
Game ended March 3rd 2021 at 19:55 UTC