|Tortoise took round 1 with paper vs rock. Tortoise is now ahead.|
|Tortoise tried scissors but lost to rock. It's all to play for now that it's all square!|
|Zzzzzz. Rock? Boooooring.|
|Tortoise has gone and done it! Paper takes down rock!|
|Achilles has gone and won round 4! Rock rips apart scissors.|
|Achilles has gone and taken round 5! Rock defeats scissors.|
2 - 3. That is it. It's all over.
Game ended September 18th 2020 at 00:22 UTC