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Tortoise vs Achilles
Tortoise wins!
Round 1
| rock |  vs  | scissors |
| Tortoise has only gone and won it! Rock defeats scissors. The tie has been broken by Tortoise. | ||
Round 2
| rock | vs | scissors |
| Tortoise has only gone and won it! Rock destroys scissors! Tortoise adds to their advantage. | ||
Round 3
| paper |  vs | paper |
| What is with all the paper! | ||
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Scissors? scissors. . | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| Tortoise and Achilles each picked paper! | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| What's with the obsession with paper. | ||
| rock |  vs  | paper |
| Achilles has only gone and taken round 3! Paper takes down rock! | ||
Round 4
| rock |  vs | rock |
| Everybody continues selecting rock. | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Everybody keeps picking scissors! | ||
| paper | vs | rock |
| Achilles flopped with rock vs paper. | ||
Round 5
| rock | vs | paper |
| Achilles took round 5 with paper up against rock. Achilles reduced the edge to 3 - 2. | ||
Round 6
| rock | vs | rock |
| What's with all the rock. | ||
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Round 6 belongs to Achilles vs scissors. | ||
Round 7
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Scissors? scissors. Boooooring! | ||
| paper |  vs  | scissors |
| Achilles has gone and won round 7! Scissors takes down paper! | ||
Round 8
| paper | vs | paper |
| Zzzz. Paper? ! | ||
| scissors | vs | paper |
| Paper beats scissors! Wait? scissors beats paper. It's all to play for now that the game is tied. | ||
Round 9
| rock | vs | scissors |
| Tortoise has gone and won it! Rock beats scissors! It's no longer all square! | ||
5 - 4. That's it. It's all over!
Game ended December 8th 2019 at 23:28 UTC