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Tortoise vs Achilles
Tortoise wins!
Round 1
| rock |  vs  | paper |
| Achilles threw paper which defeats rock! It's no longer all square. | ||
Round 2
| paper | vs | rock |
| Tortoise has gone and done it! Paper beats rock. Tortoise equalize. | ||
Round 3
| paper |  vs | paper |
| These people are always selecting paper. | ||
| paper | vs | rock |
| Round 3 conquered by Tortoise vs rock! 2 - 1 lead for Tortoise. | ||
Round 4
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Seriously? Don't keep using scissors. | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Everybody continues choosing scissors! | ||
| scissors |  vs  | rock |
| Scissors takes down rock! No! Rock rips apart scissors. | ||
Round 5
| paper | vs | rock |
| Tortoise has gone and won it! Paper wipes out rock. | ||
Round 6
| scissors |  vs  | paper |
| Tortoise coasted through round 6 with scissors up against paper! Tortoise is expanding their advantage! | ||
Round 7
| paper | vs | paper |
| Paper? paper. Boring. | ||
| paper | vs | scissors |
| Achilles has done it! Scissors destroys paper. Tortoise is losing their advantage in this game. | ||
Round 8
| rock |  vs | rock |
| Zzzzzz. Rock? Pick something else! | ||
| rock | vs | scissors |
| Round 8 lost by Achilles using a ridiculous scissors! Achilles has problems . | ||
5 - 3. That is it. It's done!
Game ended December 31st 2018 at 16:29 UTC