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Tortoise vs Achilles
Tortoise wins!
Round 1
| paper |  vs | paper |
| Everyone keeps throwing paper. | ||
| paper |  vs  | scissors |
| Paper wipes out scissors! Is that right? No! Scissors wipes out paper. It's no longer all square! | ||
Round 2
| paper | vs | scissors |
| Round 2 belongs to Achilles vs paper! | ||
Round 3
| rock |  vs  | scissors |
| Tortoise coasted through round 3 with rock versus scissors. | ||
Round 4
| paper | vs | paper |
| You people are always using paper! | ||
| paper |  vs  | rock |
| Tortoise has only gone and won round 4! Paper wipes out rock! | ||
Round 5
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Scissors? scissors. Boring! | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Everybody is always choosing scissors! | ||
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Scissors beats rock! Is that right? No! Rock defeats scissors! Achilles is in the lead. | ||
Round 6
| scissors | vs | paper |
| Paper takes down scissors! Oh? scissors defeats paper! | ||
Round 7
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| What's with all the scissors. | ||
| scissors | vs | paper |
| Achilles missed with paper vs scissors! Tortoise has taken the lead. | ||
Round 8
| paper | vs | rock |
| Achilles flopped with rock versus paper! Tortoise is pulling away. | ||
5 - 3. That is it. It's all over!
Game ended December 31st 2018 at 09:18 UTC