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Tortoise vs Achilles
Tortoise wins!
Round 1
| paper |  vs | paper |
| These people keep throwing paper! | ||
| rock |  vs  | scissors |
| Scissors takes down rock! Oh? rock wipes out scissors! | ||
Round 2
| rock |  vs | rock |
| Tortoise and Achilles each selected rock! | ||
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Zzzz. Scissors? ! | ||
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Tortoise lost with scissors up against rock! Achilles equalize. | ||
Round 3
| lizard |  vs  | paper |
| Paper beats lizard! No! Lizard takes down paper. | ||
Round 4
| spock |  vs  | rock |
| Round 4 went down the drain for Achilles using a ridiculous rock. Tortoise expands their advantage! | ||
3 - 1. That's it. It's over.
Game ended January 18th 2018 at 19:56 UTC