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William vs Loser
Loser wins!
Round 1
| paper |  vs | paper |
| Zzzzzz. Paper? Boring. | ||
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Everybody is always choosing scissors. | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Everybody is always picking scissors! | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| You people continue to picking paper. | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| William and Loser both threw scissors. | ||
| rock |  vs | rock |
| What? Stop picking rock! | ||
| scissors |  vs  | rock |
| Scissors destroys rock! Oh? rock destroys scissors! The tied game has been broken by Loser! | ||
Round 2
| paper | vs | paper |
| William and Loser both selected paper! | ||
| rock |  vs  | paper |
| Rock beats paper! Oh? paper rips apart rock! Loser ups their lead! | ||
Round 3
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| What's with all the scissors. | ||
| scissors | vs | rock |
| William chose scissors however lost to rock. | ||
GAME OVER! LOSER IS VICTORIOUS!
Game ended October 8th 2013 at 12:53 UTC