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Tortoise vs Achilles
Achilles wins!
Round 1
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Everyone continues choosing scissors! | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Scissors? scissors. Once again. | ||
| rock |  vs | rock |
| What is with the obsession with rock! | ||
| rock |  vs  | paper |
| Round 1 went down the drain for Tortoise with an useless rock! Achilles is now in the lead. | ||
Round 2
| paper | vs | rock |
| Round 2 taken by Tortoise versus rock. Achilles is no longer in front! | ||
Round 3
| scissors |  vs  | paper |
| Achilles failed with paper against scissors! Achilles has fallen behind. | ||
Round 4
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Zzz. Scissors? ! | ||
| paper |  vs | paper |
| What's with all the paper! | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| Tortoise and Achilles both tried paper. | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Tortoise and Achilles both used scissors! | ||
| scissors |  vs  | rock |
| Scissors rips apart rock! No wait! Rock wipes out scissors. Tortoise has lost their lead! | ||
Round 5
| rock | vs | paper |
| Round 5 conquered by Achilles using a genius paper. Achilles has put themselves ahead! | ||
GAME OVER! ACHILLES WINS!
Game ended November 14th 2026 at 00:40 UTC