1
3
Tortoise vs Achilles
Achilles wins!
Round 1
| paper |  vs | paper |
| Paper? paper. . | ||
| scissors |  vs  | rock |
| Round 1 lost by Tortoise using an ineffective scissors. Achilles has put themselves in the lead. | ||
Round 2
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Why? Stop using scissors! | ||
| paper |  vs  | scissors |
| Tortoise lost with paper against scissors. Achilles is pulling away. | ||
Round 3
| paper | vs | paper |
| Everybody keeps using paper! | ||
| rock |  vs | rock |
| Everybody is always picking rock! | ||
| scissors | vs | paper |
| Tortoise won with scissors which trumps paper! | ||
Round 4
| paper | vs | paper |
| Tortoise and Achilles both threw paper. | ||
| rock |  vs  | paper |
| Achilles has gone and done it! Paper defeats rock. Achilles ups their lead. | ||
IT IS ALL OVER! ACHILLES TAKES IT!
Game ended October 23rd 2026 at 00:31 UTC