Tortoise wins!
| scissors | | paper |
| Achilles failed with paper versus scissors! | ||
| rock | | rock |
| What? Stop using rock! | ||
| paper | | scissors |
| Round 2 taken by Achilles with an effective scissors! It's all to play for now that it's all square! | ||
| scissors | | paper |
| Achilles tried paper but lost to scissors. | ||
| scissors | | scissors |
| Everyone keeps using scissors. | ||
| paper | | rock |
| Round 4 went wrong for Achilles using a pointless rock! | ||
3 - 1. That is it. It's finished!
Game ended September 29th 2026 at 22:40 UTC