Tortoise wins!
| scissors | | paper |
| Tortoise has gone and done it! Scissors defeats paper. It's no longer a draw. | ||
| paper | | rock |
| Rock defeats paper! Is that right? No! Paper beats rock! | ||
| paper | | scissors |
| Round 3 taken by Achilles using a brilliant scissors. | ||
| scissors | | scissors |
| Why? Stop choosing scissors. | ||
| rock | | rock |
| Why? Don't keep choosing rock. | ||
| scissors | | rock |
| Achilles coasted through round 4 with rock up against scissors! | ||
| rock | | scissors |
| Achilles failed with scissors up against rock. Tortoise is currently in the lead. | ||
IT'S ALL OVER! TORTOISE HAS DONE IT!
Game ended September 9th 2026 at 22:39 UTC