5
3
poop vs boob
poop wins!
Round 1
| paper |  vs  | rock |
| Rock beats paper! Is that right? No! Paper destroys rock. It's no longer a draw. | ||
Round 2
| paper | vs | rock |
| Boob used rock but lost to paper. | ||
Round 3
| scissors |  vs  | rock |
| Boob has gone and won round 3! Rock rips apart scissors! Boob reduces the lead to 2 - 1. | ||
Round 4
| rock | vs | paper |
| Round 4 lost by poop using an ineffective rock. It's all to play for now that it's all square! | ||
Round 5
| paper | vs | rock |
| Rock defeats paper! Oh? paper destroys rock! Boob has put themselves behind. | ||
Round 6
| paper |  vs | paper |
| Why? Don't keep using paper! | ||
| rock |  vs | rock |
| These people are always selecting rock. | ||
| rock | vs | scissors |
| Boob tried scissors however couldn't beat rock. | ||
Round 7
| rock | vs | paper |
| Boob has gone and won it! Paper beats rock! | ||
Round 8
| rock | vs | scissors |
| Scissors destroys rock! Wait? rock defeats scissors! | ||
5 - 3. That's it. It's all over.
Game ended July 14th 2026 at 18:12 UTC