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Tortoise vs Achilles
Tortoise wins!
Round 1
| scissors |  vs  | rock |
| Scissors takes down rock! No wait! Rock wipes out scissors. | ||
Round 2
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| These people are always selecting scissors! | ||
| paper |  vs | paper |
| Zzzz. Paper? So predictable! | ||
| rock |  vs | rock |
| You people are always selecting rock! | ||
| rock | vs | rock |
| Rock? rock. Seriously?! | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Tortoise and Achilles both threw scissors! | ||
| rock | vs | scissors |
| Tortoise has gone and taken round 2! Rock rips apart scissors. | ||
Round 3
| paper |  vs  | rock |
| Rock beats paper! Oh? paper rips apart rock. | ||
Round 4
| paper | vs | paper |
| Tortoise and Achilles each threw paper. | ||
| rock | vs | paper |
| Rock beats paper! No wait! Paper rips apart rock! | ||
Round 5
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Everybody continues picking scissors. | ||
| rock | vs | scissors |
| Achilles flopped with scissors vs rock. It's no longer a draw. | ||
Round 6
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Round 6 lost by Tortoise using an ineffective scissors. | ||
Round 7
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Scissors? scissors. So predictable! | ||
| paper | vs | paper |
| You people keep trying paper. | ||
| paper | vs | rock |
| Achilles lost with rock against paper! It's no longer all square! | ||
Round 8
| scissors |  vs  | paper |
| Tortoise has gone and done it! Scissors defeats paper! Tortoise adds to their lead! | ||
IT IS ALL OVER! TORTOISE IS VICTORIOUS!
Game ended June 24th 2026 at 16:21 UTC