3
0
Tortoise vs Achilles
Tortoise wins!
Round 1
| rock |  vs | rock |
| Really? Don't keep choosing rock. | ||
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Zzzz. Scissors? Pick something else! | ||
| rock | vs | rock |
| Zzz. Rock? Pick something else! | ||
| scissors |  vs  | paper |
| Tortoise has won round 1! Scissors defeats paper. It's no longer all square. | ||
Round 2
| rock |  vs  | scissors |
| Tortoise coasted through round 2 with rock versus scissors! | ||
Round 3
| paper |  vs  | rock |
| Rock beats paper! Is that right? No! Paper destroys rock! | ||
3 - 0. That is it. It's all over!
Game ended June 19th 2026 at 08:42 UTC