Jason wins!
| rock | | rock |
| You people are always choosing rock! | ||
| paper | | paper |
| These people keep choosing paper! | ||
| scissors | | paper |
| Round 1 went wrong for Jason with an ineffective paper. The tied game has been broken by Steven! | ||
| scissors | | paper |
| Jason picked paper however lost to scissors. Steven adds to their advantage. | ||
| paper | | paper |
| Really? Stop throwing paper. | ||
| rock | | rock |
| Zzzz. Rock? Pick something else. | ||
| rock | | paper |
| Rock defeats paper! No wait! Paper takes down rock! Steven is is waving goodbye to their edge in the game! | ||
| scissors | | scissors |
| Everybody continues choosing scissors. | ||
| scissors | | rock |
| Steven flopped with scissors vs rock. Jason equalized the matchup. | ||
| paper | | paper |
| What's with all the paper. | ||
| rock | | rock |
| What is with the obsession with rock! | ||
| scissors | | rock |
| Round 5 conquered by Jason using a brilliant rock! It's no longer a draw! | ||
2 - 3. That is it. It's done.
Game ended March 13th 2026 at 02:41 UTC