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Tortoise vs Achilles
Achilles wins!
Round 1
| rock |  vs | rock |
| Again? Don't keep choosing rock! | ||
| scissors |  vs  | paper |
| Paper rips apart scissors! Oh? scissors beats paper! Tortoise has put themselves in the lead! | ||
Round 2
| rock |  vs  | scissors |
| Round 2 went down the drain for Achilles using an idiotic scissors. Tortoise is expanding their advantage. | ||
Round 3
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Tortoise flopped with scissors up against rock! Tortoise is is waving goodbye to their lead ! | ||
Round 4
| rock | vs | rock |
| You people continue to picking rock! | ||
| rock | vs | rock |
| Why? Don't keep trying rock! | ||
| rock | vs | rock |
| Zzzz. Rock? Boooooring! | ||
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Achilles has gone and done it! Rock wipes out scissors. Achilles made it all square. | ||
Round 5
| paper | vs | scissors |
| Paper takes down scissors! No wait! Scissors takes down paper! | ||
Round 6
| rock |  vs  | paper |
| Achilles has only gone and taken round 6! Paper takes down rock! | ||
Round 7
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Achilles coasted through round 7 with rock vs scissors. Achilles adds to their advantage! | ||
IT IS ALL OVER! ACHILLES WINS.
Game ended September 2nd 2026 at 11:46 UTC