Wintermute wins!
| paper | | rock |
| Rock rips apart paper! Is that right? No! Paper rips apart rock! It's no longer a draw! | ||
| scissors | | lizard |
| Jose Mourinho coasted through round 2 with scissors versus lizard! Wintermute is in big trouble ! | ||
| scissors | | rock |
| Jose Mourinho flopped with scissors against rock. Wintermute is getting back into the match! | ||
| scissors | | scissors |
| What's with the obsession with scissors. | ||
| paper | | scissors |
| Wintermute has won round 4! Scissors defeats paper! | ||
| paper | | scissors |
| Wintermute has only gone and taken round 5! Scissors beats paper. The tie has been broken by Wintermute. | ||
GAME OVER! WINTERMUTE TAKES IT.
Game ended February 14th 2026 at 02:07 UTC