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God vs Satan
Satan wins!
Round 1
| scissors |  vs | scissors |
| Scissors? scissors. So predictable. | ||
| rock |  vs  | paper |
| God picked rock but couldn't beat paper! | ||
Round 2
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Scissors? scissors. Boring! | ||
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| What is with all the scissors! | ||
| rock | vs | paper |
| Satan won with paper which defeats rock! | ||
Round 3
| scissors |  vs  | rock |
| Round 3 taken by Satan using a genius rock! God has problems here! | ||
Round 4
| rock | vs | scissors |
| Scissors wipes out rock! Wait? rock defeats scissors! | ||
Round 5
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Scissors? scissors. Boooooring. | ||
| scissors |  vs  | paper |
| God has only gone and taken round 5! Scissors wipes out paper. | ||
Round 6
| rock | vs | scissors |
| God has taken round 6! Rock beats scissors! God is right back in the matchup. | ||
Round 7
| scissors | vs | scissors |
| Seriously? Don't keep trying scissors. | ||
| paper | vs | scissors |
| God failed with paper against scissors. The tie has been broken by Satan! | ||
Round 8
| paper |  vs | paper |
| You people are always using paper. | ||
| scissors | vs | rock |
| Scissors defeats rock! Oh? rock defeats scissors. Satan is expanding their advantage. | ||
ALL OVER! SATAN HAS DONE IT.
Game ended June 13th 2025 at 19:19 UTC