|Round 1 went wrong for Achilles with a hopeless paper!|
|Rock takes down paper! Is that right? No! Paper destroys rock!|
|Zzz. Rock? .|
|These people continue to trying paper.|
|What's with all the paper!|
|Paper beats scissors! No wait! Scissors destroys paper. Tortoise is pulling away.|
IT IS ALL OVER! TORTOISE IS VICTORIOUS!
Game ended May 16th 2019 at 09:11 UTC