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Tortoise vs Achilles
Tortoise wins!
Round 1
| paper |  vs | paper |
| What's with the obsession with paper! | ||
| paper |  vs  | rock |
| Round 1 belongs to Tortoise vs rock. | ||
Round 2
| scissors |  vs  | rock |
| Achilles has won it! Rock beats scissors! | ||
Round 3
| rock |  vs | rock |
| Zzzz. Rock? Seriously?. | ||
| paper |  vs  | scissors |
| Paper takes down scissors! Is that right? No! Scissors wipes out paper. | ||
Round 4
| paper | vs | rock |
| Round 4 lost by Achilles using an idiotic rock. It's all to play for now that it's all square. | ||
Round 5
| scissors | vs | paper |
| Round 5 won by Tortoise using an effective scissors. | ||
IT'S ALL OVER! TORTOISE HAS WON IT!
Game ended October 23rd 2017 at 01:58 UTC